Notes of Note from John F. Ince

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — On the heels of forming its new WikiLeaks Task Force (WTF), the CIA said it was establishing a new division called Stop Terrorists From Uniting (STFU).

CIA director Leon Panetta spoke about the agency’s plans for both WTF and STFU at the CIA’s new headquarters, the Langley Operations Location (LOL).

“We are very excited about these new divisions,” Mr. Panetta said. “Here at LOL, the words on everyone’s lips are WTF and STFU.”

via Andy Borowitz: CIA Forms New Division, Stop Terrorists From Uniting (STFU).

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